Start Here: Those D*mn Brownies
Cozy fantasy with bite, tiny chaotic creatures, domestic magic, fairy-tale danger, and snacks that matter emotionally.
Cozy fantasy with bite, tiny chaotic creatures, domestic magic, fairy-tale danger, and snacks that matter emotionally
Welcome, darling!
If you’ve ever wanted a fantasy story that feels like a warm kitchen, an enchanted forest, a family secret, and a tiny creature committing emotional terrorism near the snacks, you are in the right place.
Those D*mn Brownies is a serialized cozy fantasy about domestic magic, old grief, fairy-tale danger, very small chaotic beings, and the people trying to survive them with their hearts mostly intact.
There are brownies.
There is a red dachshund named Biscuit.
There are enchanted woods that should probably come with a warning label.
There are secrets, snacks, suspicious cottages, and moments where the cute thing in the room may also be the reason everyone is screaming.
It is whimsical.
It is funny.
It is cozy.
It occasionally has teeth.
First time here? Start with Chapter 1 below, or jump into Season 2 if you like your cozy fantasy with a little more danger in the woods.
New here?
Start with Season 1, Episode 1 if you want the full story from the beginning.
Season 1, Episode 1 / Chapter 1: Biscuit’s Moonlit Hunt
Read it here:
Listen here:
Want to jump into the current season?
You can also start with Season 2, Episode 1: Chapter 8 — Be Careful, Darlings, For the Woods Eat Questions After Dark.
This is a good choice if you like enchanted woods, dangerous questions, strange cottages, and tiny creatures who may or may not be emotionally prepared for the plot.
Read or listen here:
Prefer to listen?
All chapters are also available as podcast episodes with audio narration.
Listen on Pocket Casts:
https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/those-dmn-brownies/479cd8f0-21e4-013f-0c41-02682c19b4f7
What to expect
Those D*mn Brownies is for readers and listeners who enjoy:
cozy fantasy with bite, whimsical folklore, tiny chaotic creatures, fairy-tale narration, funny domestic magic, enchanted danger, family secrets, emotional snacks, and the occasional moment where everybody realizes the cute thing in the room may be the problem.
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Come for the brownies.
Stay because Biscuit is such a good girl.
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